The Girly Show: October’s DILFs

Spooky Season is drawing to a close, witches, and we hope it was a good one for you! To wrap up October, we wanted to give a quick shoutout to some of our favorite daddies. 

Our ranking system consists of the following:

They must be older than 25 (children not needed), a celebrity that we know, and hot. DUH.

“But isn’t the whole point of saying someone is a DILF is for them to be a hottie with kids?”

-Hey, we created this system, not you.  

Furthermore, we would just like to stress that this is a JOKE, and just because we rank someone as a DILF doesn’t mean we really mean the ILF part. Okay? Okay. 

Without further ado, The Girly Show presents the DILFs of October!

4. Chris Hemsworth AND Chris Evans

Coming in at number four (and number five), we have America’s favorite Chrises: Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans! 

While we are not major Marvel fans– sorry not sorry about being haters– these men are attractive. And we will take everyone’s word on it that they are good actors in the movies. Plus, if Hemsworth is good enough for Miley Cyrus, he’s good enough for us. 

Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans photographed at the Avengers: Endgame press junket at the Intercontinental Hotel in Los Angeles, CA, on 4/6/19.
Photographer: Gavin Bond

3. Jonathan Bennett

Number three–or should we say October’s third DILF–is none other than Aaron Samuels, formally known as Jonathan Bennett. Let’s be honest here, Bennett is a straight hottie, and if you say you didn’t have a crush on him after watching Mean Girls for the first time, you’re either a liar or you have no taste. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. 

2. Buddy Rubino

For those of you who do not know him, he is the sexy voice of the game Bop It. You may remember playing the game as a kid or like us have revisited the game recently out of boredom. While at the age of seven you may have not found the voice of the game even remotely attractive, we definitely realize now that it is. 

While we did pick him because of his voice over his looks, our ruling still stands: he is a certified DILF.

He has provided us with much more entertainment than those Marvel movies, and his voice is ultimately better than Aaron Sameuls’, sorry John. However, nothing can top our final DILF of the week.

1.Leonardo DiCaprio

If you don’t recognize this man by name or picture, you must be living under a rock, or maybe an iceberg. Leo is a certified, 100% Grade-A DILF. I mean, come on, didn’t we all secretly–or not so secretly–wish it was us in that car with him instead of Rose? 

Now, as dreamy as this man is, he is not without fault and could definitely stand to improve. DiCaprio has a habit of going after very young women–we’re talking barely legal here. Pretty good for us, as college-age women, but we can’t pretend that’s not totally creepy of him. However, he still takes the number one spot on our list because of how iconic and well-known he is–and sorry, we have to say it, but he’s daddyish. 

LOS ANGELES, CA – JANUARY 30: Actor Leonardo DiCaprio, winner of the Male Actor in a Leading Role award for ‘The Revenant’ poses in the press room during The 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 30, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. 25650_015 (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images for Turner)

That being said, we have one more absolute DADDY to share with you! 

This hunk is our extra entry for October because he ~technically~ was our pick for DILF of the Week in September, and it would make this article completely non-credible if we ignored that fact. Evidentially, we take this ranking system VERY seriously, as should you. 

We present to you Ashton Kutcher, husband to the beautiful Mila Kunis, vaccinated King, and the face of everyone’s favorite TV airhead, Michael Kelso of That 70s Show.

NEW YORK, NY – JANUARY 20: Actor Ashton Kutcher attends the Cinema Society with DKNY Jeans & DeLeon Tequila screening of “No Strings Attached” at the Tribeca Grand Hotel on January 20, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

I mean look at this man. He is just as adorable now as he was on the show.

And those are the official DILFs of October! Thank you to Chris and Chris, Jonathan, Buddy, Leo and Ashton for everything you do–gonna be honest, we are mostly only concerned with how cute you are, but we’re sure you have other talents too. 

Hope you enjoyed fawning over these hotties with us. If you did, keep an eye out for the DILFs of November, which should be out towards the end of the month. Thanks so much for reading, and don’t forget to wipe your drool before you get back to enjoying the rest of your day.

XOXO,

Cara and Izzy

P.S. If you want to hear MORE about our thoughts and feelings on these daddies, be sure to check out our podcast “The Girly Show” every Monday at 2 p.m. on BSR or anytime on Spotify!